things i think about while cleaning …
JLo doesn’t do this shit.
that poor PA who had to say, “Ms. Lo, you are holding the vacuum wrong” in that movie where she only cleans a while ‘cause she marries Ralph Fiennes.
i will not listen to any ANY celebrity mom until i know for certain, not through their publicist, that they clean their own toilets.
do you hear me Gwyneth?
I’m pissed. Seriously. Pissed.
Here is a short version to get everyone up to speed — the kid is a few months from moving into the big boy room. He’s got this music machine he plays to calm down at night. He loves it. Problem is that it straps to the crib and doesn’t work in the new room.
The TKD photo guy starts taking basic, safe pics of Rafael I don’t know if it’s because she’s a girl or what, but I say, “Look, she knows what she wants. She wants the pic that you make energy spirals come out of her hands. We could save a lot of time and poses if you just make that happen.”
He looks a bit surprised, but he does it. Then he looks at her and says, “Um, do you want a weapon?”
Is this a question?
I loved watching her at this moment because I knew what she would go for.
“I’d like a sword.”
Picture this: Rafael, holding a black and silver sword all bad ass and stuff. And she got to choose a background.
Behind her is a dragon. Made out of fire.
Now we’re talkin’, photo guy. Now we’re fucking talking.
We try to explain the pic to Hubby when we get home.
“It’s mythical,” Rafael says.
